LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

Red, red, red, red, red, red, red
SNAPPAH
Red, red, red, red, red, red!
(There is no red snapper!)

Terror, in Stormwind
Terror, in Stormwind
Terror, in Stormwind
Your momma's a grain of sand!

[To the tune of "Carol of the Bells"]
Hark, hear the wails
(n00b)
Sad, silver bells
(pwnt)
in, Lordaeron
(ftw)
but, they are gone.
(omg)
Ding, dong, ding, ding dong,
ding, dong dong dong...
(It's a demonspawn reindeer from hell!)

Well, if you want your gratting blit to chak your walshing flak
(You guys're great!)
but you want to see his walsh bloit you in the back
(No, you're great!)
you should treat him kindly and of this we must agree
(No, you guys're great!)
lest the walshing gratting blit go bloit you in the back.
(No, you're great!)

Do, do, do, do, doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo...

All my life, I've pwned those n00bs, and been happy all alone,
but then I saw your massive hooves and knew that you were the one,
and I'm asking you, your tail so wide, my darling, sweet, and dearly see
if you would be my lovely bride, and forever pwn those n00bs with me-
me-
me, me, me, me-

LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

Turkey! Turkey! Turkey for everyone!
(Hippy on!)
Turkey, turkey, these caruncles are very tasty!

Jag talar lite svenska,
(I SPEAK A LITTLE SWEDISH)
men min svenska ?r inte bra
(BUT MY SWEDISH IS NOT SO GOOD)
inte bra! (Turkey!)
Inte bra! (Turkey!)

Apply directly to a hippy!

[To the tune of "Singing in the Rain"]
I'm uber uber l33t,
(ROFLMAO!)
so uber uber l33t,
(roxors boxors)
what a wonderful feeling, I'm pwning again...

For there ain't no creature in the land or sea quite as dear to me as the great kodo...

LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

Barn, Barn, Barn, Barn, Barn, Barn,
Barnaby!
Barn, Barn, Barn, Barn,
kill all of the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Come now, my pet, kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Barn, Barn, Barn, Barn-

Midget Gnomes, unite!
(Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!)

Stay away from those crooked elves,
they look like women and they smell like hell,
so if you would take my sound advice,
keep a distance of at least ten feet.

LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!
LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN, LOLOMGBBTHEQ!

Song, a-song a-singin' a song
just a song, song, sing the song
sing it all day long!